This site is dedicated to furthering our collective understanding of the mysterious illness we have come to know as Boneitis. With your support and ludicrous donations, we can unlock the mysteries encompassing Boneitis. Already, your out pour of support has enabled us to arrange a hostile take over of our local cryogenic dispensary. We forced cryogenic scientists to permanently suspend That Guy, employing him as the spokesman for our cause, making him a cool mil. The donations have allowed us to travel around the world, bringing That Guy’s frozen, twisted corpse to display in a city near you.
Actual photograph of That Guy on display at the New New York Benefit.